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вЂњSome people have no idea what theyвЂ™re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњTHINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: вЂPlease stop sucking my dick or IвЂ™ll call the police.вЂќ вЂ•В George Carlin,В Brain Droppings I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.вЂќ вЂ•В George Carlin,В Brain Droppings Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee I have no interest in any of it. вЂњNo matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. вЂњI thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin Best George Carlin Quotes вЂњThe main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin

#George carlin youtube on religion crack#

вЂњI like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. вЂњIf you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. вЂњNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњMay the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњThatвЂ™s why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњHave you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњHow can He be perfect? Everything He ever makesвЂ¦dies.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin Teach them to question everything.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin George Carlin Religion Quotes вЂњDonвЂ™t just teach your children to readвЂ¦ Teach them to question what they read. вЂњConservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers. вЂњPeople who say they donвЂ™t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they donвЂ™t care what people think.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњEveryone smiles in the same language.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњI think I am, therefore, I amвЂ¦ I think.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin

вЂњFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin вЂњA good motto to live by: вЂAlways try not to get killed.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.вЂќ вЂ•В George Carlin,В When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

вЂњHereвЂ™s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. вЂњThe reason I talk to myself is that IвЂ™m the only one whose answers I accept.вЂќ вЂ• George Carlin Here we are sharing a collection of George Carlin quotes on religion, government, and life for you to think deeply about the things you have never done before. He was the second onВ Comedy CentralвЂ™s list of top 10 American comedians in 2004, posthumously awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2008, and ranked second in number on the list of the 50 best stand-up comedians of all time by Rolling StoneВ magazine in 2017. George Carlin died on June 22, 2008, from cardiac failure at the age of 71. The Grammy-Award-winning star of 14В stand-up comedy specials on HBO taught us the power of words and how a person can use humor as a weapon. His jokes were certainly aimed to provoke others but the hows and whys of it made him so exceptional. Famous and remained in the controversies for his dark comedy and the reflections on politics, religions, and social taboo, Carlin is considered one of the most influential comedians of all time. George Denis Patrick Carlin was born on May 12, 1937, was an AmericanВ stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, and author. These George Carlin funny quotes on religion, government, and stupid people will make you laugh as well as think about things deeply.